coneyislanddiscopalace:

bYE

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

oswinsoswald:

#iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN

DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.

*dead*

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

oswinsoswald:

#iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN

DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.

*dead*

mkaniart:

/kicks down the door

NURSE RAY

/runs off

timeisimportant-fandom:

spoopy-mello:

saxyspooky:

I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.

I AM CRYING

IT’S BACK

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

avatar-universe:

alt-j:

mayallyourbaconsburn:

alt-j:

A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science

Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.

im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water

*iroh screams* HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE