sometimes im sad but then i remember that china kept donuts in his shirt and shared them with russia while the other allies were fighting and i get happy again
"So how long did this take Millie to make?"
"This took Geoff and Gavin fifteen minutes at lunch."
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
"here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature"
A group known as Janoskians ‘somehow’ got a panel at anime Expo this year. They are youtubers/pranksters and a band? Why is this a problem? Their fanbase is so large they ended up having to shut down an entire mall. They are known for purposely messing with the law and…
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES